{"id":78,"date":"2011-02-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stealthbus-78"},"modified":"2011-02-06T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-06T00:00:00","slug":"2011-02-06","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"2011 02 06"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday morning, Dugi off to party at friends house. \u201clet\u2019s take the stealthbus\u201d I need to move another car out the way,<\/p>\n<p>So put Dugi with keys in the bus.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 15s later &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Dugi is crying\u2026. \u201cI\u2019m sorry Dad we\u2019re never gonna be able to drive the stealthbus again\u201d\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cwhy?\u201d\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI dropped the keys down the window vents!\u201d\u2026..<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/stealthbus\/images\/keys.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cdoh!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Next project: disassemble air vents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday morning, Dugi off to party at friends house. \u201clet\u2019s take the stealthbus\u201d I need to move another car out the way, So put Dugi with keys in the bus. &#8211; 15s later &#8211; Dugi is crying\u2026. \u201cI\u2019m sorry Dad we\u2019re never gonna be able to drive the stealthbus again\u201d\u2026. \u201cwhy?\u201d\u2026. \u201cI dropped the keys [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stealthbus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}